Thursday 8 December 2011

The Worst Airports in The World

1. Manila (Terminal 1), Philippines
Numerous long queues, dirty toilets and abundant corruption make Terminal 1 at Manila airport the worst airport in the world. According to sleepinginairport.net, the ‘terminals are lacking services such as left luggage and pay-in lounges for transit passengers’. Passengers have had wallets and phone stolen, bribery and theft are rampant and even though Airport Tax is collected it doesn’t seem to go tot he betterment of the airport. The only redeeming qualities are the WiFi connection and the day rooms.

2. Paris Beauvais, France
Imagine being kicked out of an airport in the middle of the night, in a new city with nowhere to go!! This is exactly what would happen to you at Paris Beauvais airport! The airport  closes at 11:30pm and remains shut till 6:30am. Travellers have been forced to spend the night sleeping between sliding doors, in nearby telephone booths, out in the nearby fields and in the bathroom portables. Airport seating is limited and there are absolutely no services. This is definitely not an airport for the first-time airport sleeper. If you do need to visit this airport in the wee hours of the night, be prepared to camp!

3. Reykjavik Keflavik, Iceland
Here you’re not even allowed to stretch out your sleeping bag. Security is tight at the Reykjavik Keflavik airport, third on the sleepinginairport.net’s list of worst airports in the world. Even after Iceland's volcano forced many travellers to sleep in airports, they have not learnt to be more tolerant to airport sleeping. In fact, there are signboards warning travellers against staying overnight at the terminal. Even in summer, the airport is very cold and there are no overnight food facilities.

3. Bergamo Orio Al Serio, Italy
“This airport is a nightmare”, says Mandela, who has had a first hand experience of being kicked out by the security staff at the Bergamo Orio Al Serio airport. Noisy crowds, rude staff and horrendously dirty toilets are the reasons why this airport comes 3rd on our list. The airport lacks facilities, making life hell for overnight campers.

4. Kiev Boryspil, Ukraine
Limited seating and no services for long-term stays or transits makes Kiev Boryspil the 4th worst airport in the world. It is a small airport, overcrowded with rude airport staff and no proper toilets.
"By far the most abysmal airport...no lights...looks like a prison", says Michael Dempsey. The worst part is that most of the signboards are in Ukranian and no one speaks any other language.

Tuesday 15 November 2011

The Bicycle Days at B Flat - UNCUT

Dreadlocks, a leather beret and a familiar Floyd note was all The Bicycle Days cared to give us as an intro to their unique brand of psychedelic rock music. The Bangalore-based band performed at B Flat, Indiranagar, on Friday, 28th Oct. It was their new bassist Abhishek’s debut on home ground. The 8 p.m. gig started out with an experimental reggae-trance sound, making the 5-member band seem like an acquired taste. By the end of the evening, TBD settled into racier Radiohead-influenced material, which pleased their head-banging, foot-tapping fans.

The band’s opening number, ‘27’, had the much-required, shiver-down-your-spine effect on their early-bird audience. Taken off their 2010 debut EP '42', the song first sounded like Pink Floyd; suddenly it sprouted alien sounds and drummed itself into something halfway melodic!

The second song, ‘Zorbing in Space’, confirmed the band’s non-conformity with the basic rules of song-writing. It gave us a glimpse of lead singer Karthik’s Marley phase. Following the half-hearted applause from the audience, they decide to talk to us about their third song. “This is Something Human”, said guitarist Rahul Ranganath, “It’s about humans.”

As soon as the Metallica news started dampening spirits at our table, the Bicycle Days kicked in with ‘Tele Drug Zombies’. It reminded us of Incubus with a slight jazz undertone. A hand full of die-hard TBD fans were lingering at the bar, mouthing the lyrics of ‘Fevered Ego Circus’ and bouncing up and down to the more upbeat ‘Something Human’. Little did they know that Karthik Basker had listed this song as ‘Something Gay’ on his tissue paper setlist.


I like a band that doesn’t take itself too seriously and chills out with the audience more for the love of music than for the love of themselves! The Bicycle Days weren’t trying to be cute or charming. They didn’t play to the audience, but they did encourage applause. “We want more energy, Bangalore! Get drunk!” instructed Karthik just before their 5-minute timeout. “Awesome guys!” cheered the front row tables.

Our table was filled with half-empty beer bottles and Kung Pao potato. We were surrounded by the usual chilled-out Bangalore crowd, who just wanted to escape the Diwali bang-bang, which seems to be the only music we’ve been forced to hear over the past week!

While observing the crowd, I snuck away to the starstudded B Flat restroom, where Rihanna and Cher paintings made the Bangalore gals look rather gossipy and insignificant. A sneak-peak into the green room shed light on the band’s seemingly sober state. All I found was one can of Red Bull. When I returned, I heard a friend complain of how B Flat smelt like the corner where Landmark stores its Barbie dolls! By the time I soaked in the smells and sights of this tastefully decorated pub, The Bicycle Days had subtly returned with their sixth song ‘In This Moment’. It was the only song with a hint of Indian classical instruments, but it retained the band’s mysterious experimental tone. On their MySpace page, the band categorises their genre as ‘Alterantive / Experimantal / Indie’ music. But I think the word ‘Alternative’ is the only one that truly captures their essence.

Seventh on tonight’s setlist, ‘Radio Song’ was slow and enchanting. Maybe not as a much of a ear-pleaser, it had the energy to captivate listeners. Finally I could place Bicycle Days in the same zone as alternative rock band Radiohead’s 'OK Computer' album. The band thanked the audience for the heartfelt applause that followed.

Mostly instrumental, ‘No Battery’ started off with dripping-water sounds and progressed into squeaky echoes of a child’s voice. Karthik had his arms folded across his chest and he randomly threw in some awkward hand gestures, which perfectly matched the song. The Bicycle Days had escaped into a world of its own. I sensed an element of disconnect, because of the lack of eye contact and verbal communication among band members. But more experienced TBD fans seemed to disagree. “Tonight the band is very ‘in-sync’ with each other. They’ve tremendously improved since the last time I saw them,” said Shruti Naik, who had attended TBD’s Dec 2010 gig at Xtreme Sports Bar, Bannerghatta.

As the night progressed, the 6-year-old video-gamer behind us fell asleep in his father’s arms. This didn’t stop his rocker-dad from head-banging and air-guitaring to ‘Circles’, the most popular song of the night. ‘Circles’ was the encore and became my favourite as well. The stick-in-your head guitar riffs caught my attention and sustained it through indecipherable lyrics. Considering I was a first-timer to a Bicycle Days gig and to B Flat, I couldn’t afford to be biased. But being a wordsmith, the absence of meaningful lyrics was my only pet peeve for the night.

The show met a 'Sober Death', which the band had strategically saved as the last song on their setlist. Throughout the gig, I was dying to ask the bassist, Abhishek, about the psychedelic stickers on his guitar but had to contend with staring at the equally psychedelic Dylan poster on the B Flat wall. Overall, I came away with an acquired sense of appreciation for the band’s music and a strong desire to see them live more often.